She will be mine....Oh yes....She will be mine...
Drew.....I came across you at the Chloe boutique last winter and you intrigued me. The elegant gold hardware, the multiple colors and combinations, the soft supple leather, the cross-body functionality. Are you for cocktail parties or for city shopping? You were an enigma that I wasn't ready for so I pushed you away and turned to the hunt for the usual suspect; Clutches. Yes I flirted with Jimmy Choo, his Candy Clutches were so tantalizing. Saint Laurent had me near begging for his envelope bags. Don't get me started on the hard body of Kotur clutches I almost gave in on sight! But after all that bouncing around still nothing was fitting the bill, and my closet felt once again empty and vacant. What is missing? Who can complete that pencil skirt ensemble? Who can be by my side at the next bridal shower I'm forced to attend? But then as I was clicking through the post after post on Pinterest, once again THERE YOU WERE....
ARRRRGHH! and In the arms of one of my all time fave style icons!! THE BITCH!! But it didn't stop there...Drew you made your rounds....
There Olivia Palermo is once again rubbing your beautiful versatility in my face like she did here. Then you're out and about with Christina Milian looking coy in an edgy red and black. I saw you slumming it with Rosie Huntington-Whitely at Coachella. And I almost couldn't take it seeing you with blogger extraordinaire Chiara Ferragni in a sexy python.
But then I see you with creepy, irreverent LORDE!!! Drew do you have any boundaries?! I am sorry I've scorned you. I will not turn my back on you ever again. But dammit I just tied up my funds in a new front yard! UGGGHHH!!!! Home owning can be such a burden! I can not ask the hubby for you for Christmas (I refuse to have him buy me handbags for fear of him realizing the cost). So Drew our affair must wait I will patiently collect my Nordstrom points. Maybe extend my Neiman Marcus credit line. Or perhaps we will be reunited in January at the end of season sale....YES. You will be in my arms soon enough. Until then.... i just have to decide the color.
-Tuyen